Larry Stone is reporting that Bobby Valentine is no longer under consideration for the Mariners managerial position.

This has to be kind of like being told you’re not going to be paid buckets of money to be kicked in the groin repeatedly, or being paid a million dollars to spend a 162 game season confined at Guantanamo Bay, or maybe even showered with gold but you have to listen to The O’Reilly Factor for 8 months straight.

Who in their right mind want to take the helm of one of the historically worst baseball teams in the game, I really don’t know.

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