Hey, does your wife want to have a baby? In what has to be the absolute best news for any man trying to bring a biological baby in to the world and having any (ANY) trouble at all, there’s this list
You’ll find in there lots of things you already probably know, but boys, let me direct your attention to #9:
9. Watching porn makes his sperm more powerful. (Seriously.)
Research has found that men produce stronger sperm after they view heterosexual porn.
This researcher is going to receive a lot of anonymous gifts, I have a feeling. Enjoy your fertility aides!