A recent conversation with my 4-year old.

Kid, “Daddy, I want to see the Pyramids”
Me: “Do you know where they are?”
Kid: “Far, far away. And it takes a looooong time to get there.”
Me: “you’re right.”
Kid: “But don’t worry, Daddy. We’ll take sleeping bags and water. And when we run out of water, we’ll drink from a cactus!”